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🇺🇸LAB-GROWN SALMON IS HERE AND… UM, WHAT?? So the FDA just approved salmon that never swam, never saw the ocean, and never once considered eating a bug. It’s real fish, kind of, made by a startup called Wildtype that grows sushi-grade salmon in a lab like it’s brewing kombucha. They extract salmon cells, drop them in a tank, feed them nutrients, and wait. Add a little plant goo for texture and boom: you’ve got sashimi born in a beaker. The FDA said it’s “as safe as comparable foods,” which is government-speak for “we didn’t find anything horrifying, yet, so… sure.” This isn’t the first lab-grown meat to get approved (chicken got there in 2022), but it is the first fish. And not just any fish, raw fish. So now, technically, science can serve you uncooked seafood from a machine and still charge $38 a plate. The debut happened at a restaurant in Portland, where it was dressed up with pickled strawberries and Haitian seasoning, because nothing distracts from “grown in a vat” quite like artisanal condiments. Meanwhile, 8 states have already banned lab-grown meat entirely, claiming it’s a threat to ranchers, tradition, and probably their appetites. But let’s be real: no one’s switching to lab salmon for the price. It’s still wildly expensive, wildly niche, and still tastes, well, TBD. So yeah, fish that never swam is now dinner. Bon appétit? Source: Popular Science

They dragged my ass into the office today. Best believe I had fish for lunch lol 😂

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿TINY SCOTTISH FOSSIL BLOWS OPEN A MISSING CHAPTER IN EVOLUTION A creature the size of a pencil case just helped rewrite the story of life on land. Westlothiana lizziae, a lizard-like fossil found in Scotland in 1984, was long believed to be about 331 million years old. Now, thanks to uranium dating of tiny zircon crystals, scientists say it is actually 346 million years old. That age bump shoves it into Romer’s Gap, a mysterious stretch of time when land animals first appeared but left almost no fossils behind. This fossil is not just a prehistoric oddity. It is a stem tetrapod, part of the family tree that gave rise to every land creature with a backbone. That includes frogs, birds, lizards, lions, and people. So yes, this little salamander-lookalike is one of your great-great-grand-cousins. The dating breakthrough came from Hector Garza, a grad student who ignored warnings that the volcanic rock around the fossil would never yield datable crystals. He found them anyway. With lasers and some geochemical stubbornness, he nailed the age and filled a glaring gap in the fossil record. The fossil was buried in what is now East Kirkton Quarry, once a tropical forest with volcanoes and toxic lakes. A terrible place to vacation, but a perfect place to fossilize a game-changing animal. This updated date puts one of the first land walkers exactly where scientists needed it. Right on time to explain how fish grew legs and lungs and stepped onto dry ground for good. Evolution just got a timestamp. Source: SciTech Daily